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Before continuing with your request we must inform you
of potential dangers. This is an immersive experience.
We are obligated to warn you that certain pathways
may not be good for your health. See below for details:

When exploring one’s family tree one must be prepared.
Not every forest is filled with verdant foliage,
pretty mosaics of green, some contain roots
which are rotten, please ensure you take care.

Should you stumble into an area of this nature
we advise caution and immediate action.
You may encounter violence. Keep all flesh
covered, emotions in check, injuries can occur.

Do not engage – There is nothing to be gained.
We suggest a swift exit, avoid eye contact.
This may seem ruthless but the soil there
is poisoned. Nothing good can ever grow.

If you still wish to continue with your free trial
we hope you have a pleasant experience.
You have a fifty-fifty chance of success.
We advise that you avoid your paternal side.

Click here to begin your free trial

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