Follow these steps, to obtain your bikini body
Cue 27 ways to change your shape
Unachievable goals for the modern woman
Just eat 700 calories, along with these shakes.
Pages and pages in several different magazines
Each with their own falsehood’s to tell
Why do we do this, year after year
Torturing and shaming ourselves?
So here’s an idea, that may seem quite radical
It won’t involve starvation or any kind of miracle
Buy a bikini and put it on
Hurrah, celebrate what you’ve just done
For this one simple act has achieved your goal
Bikini on body, you’ve succeeded